I just recieved the obligatory “we’ve shipped your item” from [cdbaby.com](http://cdbaby.com). I’ve gotten thousands of these, but this is the first one that ever made me laugh out loud:
>Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
>sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
>A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
>it was in the best possible condition before mailing.
>Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
>the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
>We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
>marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
>Portland waved “Bon Voyage!” to your package, on its way to you, in
>our private CD Baby jet on this day, Thursday, March 29th.
>I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
>Your picture is on our wall as “Customer of the Year.” We’re all
>exhausted but can’t wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!
>Thank you, thank you, thank you!